HQ!! Web Radio is hilarious. Especially the fact that Ishikawa Kaito (Kageyama!) really, and I mean reallllly, likes Tsukki. Which is why I’d like to share this little snippet~~
Masuda (Ennoshita): […] The question is “If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you want with you? Please pick someone from Karasuno who you think will help you survive.”
Murase (Hinata): Help you survive?
Ishikawa (Kageyama): I see.
Masuda: We have to say it at the same time, right?
Murase: Let’s say it together on ‘one, two, three’, ok?
Ishikawa: Have you decided?
Murase: I have, I have.
Ishikawa: Here we go.
Everyone: One, two, three— Tsukki/Kiyoko-san/Noya-san!
Murase: Everyone said someone different! No way!
Masuda: Who did you choose?
Murase: But, huh, Noya-san is the only logical choice, right? …I mean, like, let me explain—
Ishikawa: So, you’re saying Tsukki is out of the question?
Murase: This is bad. This is bad. Kaito is at it again. Bad, bad, bad. This is about choosing someone to help you survive on a desert island. There’s no food, right. […] You need someone who can do pretty much anything.
Masuda: I see.
Ishikawa: Shouldn’t you pick Hinata?
Murase: Hinata would… screw up. Why did you choose Tsukki?
Ishikawa: Tsukki is really tall, right? He can reach fruit on trees—
Murase: LIAR! That’s definitely not why you picked him!
Ishikawa: I did!
Murase: Your eyes glossed over! You’re lying!
Masuda: You can tell the truth, you know.
Murase: Tell the truth.
Ishikawa: The truth..? They say people grow closer when they’re in dangerous situations together, right?
Murase: This man, Ishikawa Kaito, reallllly likes Tsukishima.
Masuda: I see.
Murase: He wants to befriend Tsukki.
Ishikawa: Being tall is really convenient, well, convenient… haha, it’s a plus.
Ishikawa: Like, picking fruits and stuff. […] Being tall can have a lot of advantages.
Murase: The problem is whether Tsukki would actually help. He’d say “It’s too much of a bother. Why isn’t Yamaguchi here?”
Ishikawa: Then he’d die, though.