Chicken & waffles? Nope, it’s chicken IN waffles! New Frankenfood tonight at 10/9c.
NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO CHICKEN WAFFLES. ON A GD STICK? WHAT IS THIS CARNIE FARE? YOU DISGUST ME.
You’re supposed to have a whole, buttered waffle and BAM put a whole chicken breast on top. Savor the satisfaction of pouring syrup on fried chicken because how in the world is this going to taste good. But you know it will. You’ve had chicken and waffles countless times and still remain stunned by this concoction of gods. And you cut into that meat, Put It In Your Mouth and realize how different fried chicken and a waffle appear, but they are both crisp on the outside; soft on the inside. They are so similar. I like to think chicken and waffles are a metaphor for humanity.